I'M NOT MAD, I'M MAD.
I write ads every time I write my name.
I was born without the ability to hold that thought and I don't leave the house unless I sparkle, both literally and figuratively. I was named after a mermaid, but if you get my hair wet I'll hurt you. I came to advertising to be a writer, but I'm staying for the snacks.
Taking this picture really hurt.